Name: Vintage Washed "I Bury Things" T-Shirt
Brand: Teezioo
Price: 26.1 USD
Availability: InStock

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT

Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Retail-style fit
Features a tear-away label
Fits true to size

SWEATSHIRT

Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
Relaxed, loose fit
Includes a sewn-in label
True-to-size fit

HOODIES

Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
Classic fit design
Tear-away label for added comfort
Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
Tumble dry low
Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
Do not dry clean

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING
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RETURNS
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept unused items returned in their original condition.

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S H I P P I N G - F E E

$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD

$40.01–$79.00: Shipping fee $4.90 USD

$79.01–$1,000.00: Free shipping

🌱 Dead and Buried (In the Best Way Possible). Whether you're tending to your heirloom tomatoes or just digging in the dirt to clear your head, do it with a wink. The "I Bury Things" Vintage Tee is a masterclass in dark academia meets backyard gardening. Featuring a beautifully detailed retro illustration of a skeleton hand emerging from a bed of wildflowers, this shirt is for the green thumbs who know that life (and great soil) always begins in the shadows.

Printed on the industry-leading Comfort Colors® 1717 garment-dyed tee, this shirt offers an authentic, sun-faded vintage patina. It’s the ultimate "lived-in" piece that feels like a soft, reliable companion for every planting season.

Note on Authenticity: This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) product. We use high-definition, eco-friendly inks that are specifically engineered to bond with the garment-dyed fibers. This ensures the intricate botanical details and skeleton graphic remain crisp without the heavy, rubbery feel of cheap prints.

🧵 Key Features:

Dark Botanical Graphic: Features a high-contrast, vintage-distressed illustration of a skeleton hand and wild flora. Printed with soft-touch inks for a premium, archival-quality finish.
Authentic Comfort Colors® 1717 Base: 100% ring-spun US cotton. Famous for its "cloud-soft" texture and durable, heavyweight feel that only gets better with every trip through the wash.
Vintage Washed Aesthetic: The garment-dye process ensures a unique, muted color palette (no two shirts are exactly alike) and a total absence of shrinkage.
The Perfect Gift for Gardeners: An ideal gift for plant parents, foragers, or anyone who finds peace in the "dirt and death" cycle of nature.
Relaxed Unisex Fit: Features a comfortable, loose silhouette with side-seams. Stay true-to-size for a classic look or size up for a trendy, oversized "Goblincore" vibe.

✅ Why You’ll Love It:

Because your hobby involves a shovel and a little bit of mystery. It’s edgy, it’s aesthetic, and it’s arguably the most comfortable way to show off your green (and bony) thumb in 2026.

✅ Grab Yours Now:

Ready to get your hands dirty? Select your favorite garment-dyed shade (we recommend Moss, Pepper, or Terracotta), pick your size, and add the "I Bury Things" Vintage Tee to your cart today!