"Sucking T & Licking C" Sarcastic Tee – Bold Filipino Tito Graphic Shirt
"Sucking T & Licking C" Sarcastic Tee – Bold Filipino Tito Graphic Shirt
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"Sucking T & Licking C" Sarcastic Tee – Bold Filipino Tito Graphic Shirt
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail-style fit
- Features a tear-away label
- Fits true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Relaxed, loose fit
- Includes a sewn-in label
- True-to-size fit
HOODIES
- Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Classic fit design
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
- Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
- Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
- Tumble dry low
- Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
- Do not dry clean
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
SHIPPING
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 2–20 business days.
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RETURNS
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept unused items returned in their original condition.
For more information, please see our Returns & Exchanges page.
S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD
$40.01–$79.00: Shipping fee $4.90 USD
$79.01–$1,000.00: Free shipping
🍹🦀 If You Know, You Know. The Ultimate Filipino Party Habit. Think your mind is in the gutter? The Filipinos know better. The "Sucking T & Licking C" Sarcastic Tee is a legendary "if you know, you know" (IYKYK) joke, celebrating the two pillars of every Pinoy gathering: Sucking the Tahong (Mussels) and Licking the Crab. It’s the official uniform for the "Cool Tito" at the backyard boodle fight or the neighborhood karaoke party.
Featuring a bold, high-impact design, this shirt uses a classic "double entendre" (song nghĩa) to spark laughter and double-takes. Crafted with a heavyweight streetwear feel, it’s durable enough for a messy seafood feast and stylish enough to be the talk of the next family reunion.
🧵 Key Features:
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Bold Double Entendre Graphic: High-definition, crack-resistant typography that delivers a hilarious plot twist once the "Tahong & Crab" context is revealed.
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Premium Heavyweight Fabric: Crafted from 100% thick, durable cotton for a structured, high-end fit that feels as solid as your Tito’s barbecue skills.
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Modern Boxy Fit: A relaxed, unisex silhouette with dropped shoulders, offering comfort for all-day eating and laughing.
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Cultural Insider Humor: A perfect tribute to Filipino seafood culture and the sarcastic, fun-loving spirit of the Pinoy community.
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Built to Last: Features a reinforced neckband and double-needle stitching to withstand every wash and every party.
🛠️ Custom Print-on-Demand (POD) Information: This product is a uniquely crafted Print-on-Demand (POD) item. It is an independent artistic parody and is not a product of any specific food brand or commercial entity.
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Personalized Choice: By purchasing, you are selecting this specific "Tahong & Crab" parody graphic to be custom-printed onto the shirt color and size of your choice.
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Customer Acceptance: Each item is made-to-order specifically for you. By completing your purchase, you acknowledge and accept that this is a custom-printed garment tailored to your personal humor and heritage.
✅ Why You’ll Love It: Because life is too short to eat boring food or wear boring shirts. It’s the softest way to be the loudest personality at the boodle fight.
✅ Grab Yours Now: Don't be the only one without the joke. Add the "Sucking T & Licking C" Sarcastic Tee to your cart and let the "Tito" energy take over.
