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"Straight Since Birth" – Funny Sarcastic Pride Graphic Top

"Straight Since Birth" – Funny Sarcastic Pride Graphic Top

$22.50
$22.50 $27.90
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"Straight Since Birth" – Funny Sarcastic Pride Graphic Top

$22.50
$22.50 $27.90
SAVE 19% Sold out

F I T & S I Z E C H A R T

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT

  • Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Retail-style fit
  • Features a tear-away label
  • Fits true to size

SWEATSHIRT

  • Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
  • Relaxed, loose fit
  • Includes a sewn-in label
  • True-to-size fit

HOODIES

  • Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Classic fit design
  • Tear-away label for added comfort
  • Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

  • Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
  • Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
  • Tumble dry low
  • Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
  • Do not dry clean

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 2–20 business days.

For full details, please review our Shipping Policy.

RETURNS
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept unused items returned in their original condition.

For more information, please see our Returns & Exchanges page.

S H I P P I N G - F E E

$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD

$40.01–$79.00: Shipping fee $4.90 USD

$79.01–$1,000.00: Free shipping

🌈 Bold humor with a touch of irony.
The “Straight Since Birth” T-Shirt delivers a sarcastic take on identity and self-expression, making it a conversation-starting piece for those who enjoy witty, tongue-in-cheek humor. Clean typography and a simple design keep it versatile for everyday wear.

Crafted from soft, breathable cotton with a relaxed unisex fit, this tee is perfect for casual outfits, social events, or anyone who appreciates bold, ironic statements.

🧵 Key Features:

  • Premium Fabric: 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel.
  • Sarcastic Statement Design: Minimalist text with ironic humor.
  • Relaxed Fit: Unisex silhouette for all-day comfort.
  • Durable Construction: Reinforced seams for long-lasting wear.
  • High-Quality Print: Crisp, long-lasting graphic.
    Note: Please allow 1–2 inch variation due to manual measurement. Colors may vary slightly depending on display settings.

✅ Why You’ll Love It:
A simple yet bold way to express humor and personality.

✅ Grab Yours Now:
Add this witty statement tee to your collection today.

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