Name: "Straight Pride" Sarcastic Tee – "Thank A Straight Person" Graphic Shirt
Brand: Teezioo
Price: 22.5 USD
Availability: InStock

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT

Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Retail-style fit
Features a tear-away label
Fits true to size

SWEATSHIRT

Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
Relaxed, loose fit
Includes a sewn-in label
True-to-size fit

HOODIES

Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
Classic fit design
Tear-away label for added comfort
Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
Tumble dry low
Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
Do not dry clean

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 2–20 business days.

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RETURNS
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept unused items returned in their original condition.

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S H I P P I N G - F E E

$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD

$40.01–$79.00: Shipping fee $4.90 USD

$79.01–$1,000.00: Free shipping

🧬🧔♂️ A Little Sarcasm for the Survival of the Species. Looking for a shirt that’s as bold as your sense of humor? The "Thank A Straight Person" Sarcastic Tee is the ultimate tongue-in-cheek statement piece. Designed for those who appreciate dry wit and don't take life too seriously, this shirt offers a humorous take on heritage and the simple fact of human existence.

Featuring a clean, high-impact minimalist design, this tee moves away from basic novelty shirts to deliver a premium streetwear feel. Whether you’re at a casual family BBQ, hanging out with friends, or just want to spark a lighthearted debate, this shirt is guaranteed to get a reaction.

🧵 Key Features:

Bold Sarcastic Graphic: High-definition, crack-resistant typography that delivers a hilarious, unbothered message.
Premium Heavyweight Fabric: Crafted from 100% thick, durable cotton for a structured, high-end fit that feels as solid as your sense of humor.
Modern Relaxed Fit: A comfortable, boxy unisex silhouette with dropped shoulders—ideal for a laid-back, confident look.
Built for Longevity: Features a reinforced neckband and double-needle stitching to ensure your "statement" survives every wash.

🛠️ Custom Print-on-Demand (POD) Information: This product is a uniquely crafted Print-on-Demand (POD) item. It is an independent artistic creation and is not affiliated with any specific social or political organization.

Personalized Choice: By purchasing, you are selecting this specific sarcastic graphic to be custom-printed onto the shirt color and size of your choice.
Customer Acceptance: Each item is made-to-order specifically for you. By completing your purchase, you acknowledge and accept that this is a custom-printed garment tailored to your personal humor and style.

✅ Why You’ll Love It: Because sometimes the best way to handle the world is with a heavy dose of irony. It’s the softest way to be the funniest person in the room.

✅ Grab Yours Now: Give credit where it’s due—with a wink. Add the "Thank A Straight Person" Sarcastic Tee to your rotation and wear your humor out loud.