"Something About Mary" Have You Seen My Wiener T-Shirt – Funny 90s Comedy Movie Graphic Tee, Premium 100% Cotton Warren Quote Top, Made in USA
"Something About Mary" Have You Seen My Wiener T-Shirt – Funny 90s Comedy Movie Graphic Tee, Premium 100% Cotton Warren Quote Top, Made in USA
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"Something About Mary" Have You Seen My Wiener T-Shirt – Funny 90s Comedy Movie Graphic Tee, Premium 100% Cotton Warren Quote Top, Made in USA
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail-style fit
- Features a tear-away label
- Fits true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Relaxed, loose fit
- Includes a sewn-in label
- True-to-size fit
HOODIES
- Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Classic fit design
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
- Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
- Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
- Tumble dry low
- Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
- Do not dry clean
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
SHIPPING
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RETURNS
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S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
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🌭🕶️ "Have You Seen My Wiener?" Relive the peak of 90s cringe-comedy with the "Something About Mary" Have You Seen My Wiener T-Shirt. This design is a direct tribute to Warren, one of the most unforgettable characters from the Farrelly brothers' 1998 masterpiece. Whether you're a hardcore fan of the flick or just someone who appreciates a perfectly timed, misunderstood double entendre, this shirt is a certified classic.
Featuring a vintage-style distressed graphic that feels like a promotional tee from the original theatrical release, this shirt captures the raw, unfiltered humor of the era. It’s the ultimate "if you know, you know" piece for movie buffs and lovers of nostalgic pop culture.
🧵 Key Features:
🎬 Iconic 90s Comedy Quote Graphic A professionally designed, high-contrast graphic featuring the infamous "Have You Seen My Wiener?" line in bold, retro-inspired typography that mirrors the late-90s aesthetic.
👕 Premium Heavyweight 100% Cotton Constructed from high-density, breathable US-grown cotton that provides a structured, boxy silhouette—built to last through a thousand re-watches of your favorite comedies.
🇺🇸 Proudly Made in the USA Ethically manufactured and printed in the United States, ensuring top-tier craftsmanship that honors American cinematic history.
☁️ Soft, Lived-In Comfort Specialized fabric washing gives this shirt a "broken-in" softness from day one, making it your go-to choice for casual weekends or 90s movie marathons.
🧍♂️ Unisex Relaxed Fit – Sizes S to 3XL A versatile, classic cut designed for both men and women. Pairs perfectly with baggy denim, cargo shorts, or your favorite pair of vintage sneakers.
🎁 The Ultimate Gift for 90s Kids The perfect surprise for fans of Ben Stiller, Cameron Diaz, and the era of blockbuster raunchy comedies.
✅ Why You’ll Love It: It perfectly balances the irreverent spirit of a cult-classic comedy with the rugged durability of a premium, American-made heavyweight staple.
✅ Grab Yours Now: Don't be a beans-and-franks guy. Add the "Have You Seen My Wiener" Graphic Tee to your cart today!
