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I'm Retired You're Not t-shirt

I'm Retired You're Not t-shirt

$17.10
$17.10
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I'm Retired You're Not t-shirt

$17.10
$17.10
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F I T & S I Z E C H A R T

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT

  • Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Retail-style fit
  • Features a tear-away label
  • Fits true to size

SWEATSHIRT

  • Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
  • Relaxed, loose fit
  • Includes a sewn-in label
  • True-to-size fit

HOODIES

  • Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Classic fit design
  • Tear-away label for added comfort
  • Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

  • Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
  • Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
  • Tumble dry low
  • Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
  • Do not dry clean

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 2–20 business days.

For full details, please review our Shipping Policy.

RETURNS
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept unused items returned in their original condition.

For more information, please see our Returns & Exchanges page.

S H I P P I N G - F E E

$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD

$40.01–$79.00: Shipping fee $4.90 USD

$79.01–$1,000.00: Free shipping

🌴 The Ultimate Flex. The Clock-Out That Lasts Forever. Done with the morning meetings? Finished with the "per my last email" grind? The "I'm Retired You're Not" Graphic Collection is the official uniform for anyone who has successfully escaped the 9-to-5. It’s a cheeky, lighthearted way to remind everyone that while they’re headed to the office, you’re headed to the golf course, the beach, or back to bed.

Available in a premium T-shirt, cozy hoodie, or soft sweatshirt, this design is the perfect conversation starter for parties, cruises, or simply lounging around the house while your former coworkers are on a Zoom call.

Note on Authenticity: This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) product. All items feature high-quality custom graphics printed exclusively based on the customer’s selection of size, color, and garment style (Tee, Hoodie, or Sweatshirt) at the time of order.

🧵 Key Features:

  • Witty Sarcastic Typography High-contrast, bold lettering designed to stay vibrant and crack-resistant, ensuring your retirement message is loud and clear.

  • Ultra-Soft Premium Fabrics Available in 100% combed cotton for tees or a cozy, heavyweight cotton-poly blend for hoodies and sweatshirts.

  • The Perfect Retirement Gift A hilarious and thoughtful gift for a boss, coworker, parent, or friend who is finally hanging up their hat.

  • Comfortable All-Day Fit Features a relaxed, unisex silhouette—perfect for a "retired" lifestyle where comfort is the top priority.

  • Built to Last Double-needle stitching and high-quality materials ensure this piece stays in your rotation for every day of your permanent weekend.

✅ Why You’ll Love It:

Because you’ve earned the right to be a little bit smug about your schedule.

✅ Grab Yours Now:

Ready to make your exit official? Select your style (Tee, Hoodie, or Sweatshirt), pick your color, and grab the I'm Retired You're Not collection today!

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