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I'm Friendly But My Wife Isn't" Oversized Tee

I'm Friendly But My Wife Isn't" Oversized Tee

$40.50
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I'm Friendly But My Wife Isn't" Oversized Tee

$40.50
$40.50 $45.90
SAVE 11% Sold out

F I T & S I Z E C H A R T

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT

  • Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Retail-style fit
  • Features a tear-away label
  • Fits true to size

SWEATSHIRT

  • Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
  • Relaxed, loose fit
  • Includes a sewn-in label
  • True-to-size fit

HOODIES

  • Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Classic fit design
  • Tear-away label for added comfort
  • Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

  • Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
  • Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
  • Tumble dry low
  • Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
  • Do not dry clean

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING
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RETURNS
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept unused items returned in their original condition.

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S H I P P I N G - F E E

$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD

$40.01–$79.00: Shipping fee $4.90 USD

$79.01–$1,000.00: Free shipping

Official Fair Warning. Some men are social butterflies; others have a "protective officer" waiting at home. The "I'm Friendly But My Wife Isn't" Mineral Wash Shirt is the perfect icebreaker (or ice-blocker) for every husband with a sense of humor.

Featuring a rugged mineral wash finish, this tee looks like it’s survived years of backyard BBQs and Saturday morning errands. It’s the ultimate "dad vibe" mixed with modern streetwear, offering a distressed, vintage aesthetic that pairs effortlessly with your favorite pair of worn-out jeans.

🧵 Key Features:

  • Hilarious Husband Warning Graphic: A bold, sarcastic statement printed with high-quality, crack-resistant ink that stands the test of time.

  • Premium Mineral Wash Fabric: 100% heavy-weight cotton, specially treated for a unique, mottled "oil-wash" effect and a super-soft, lived-in feel.

  • Oversized Relaxed Fit: A roomy, boxy silhouette designed for maximum comfort and a modern, laid-back look.

  • Vintage Distressed Aesthetic: Each shirt is uniquely washed, ensuring no two pieces are exactly alike—just like your marriage.

🛠️ Custom Print-on-Demand (POD) Information: This product is a uniquely crafted Print-on-Demand (POD) item. It is an independent artistic creation and is not affiliated with any specific commercial brand or "warning" label entity.

  • Personalized Choice: By purchasing, you are selecting this specific sarcastic graphic to be custom-printed onto the shirt color and size of your choice.

  • Customer Acceptance: Each item is made-to-order specifically for you. By completing your purchase, you acknowledge and accept that this is a custom-printed garment tailored to your personal humor and style.

✅ Why You’ll Love It: Because it’s more than just a shirt—it’s a safety precaution. Plus, it’s the softest way to stay out of the doghouse.

✅ Grab Yours Now: Don't say we didn't warn them. Add the "I'm Friendly" Mineral Wash Tee to your rotation and let your shirt do the talking.

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