Retro Smoking Cat Funny Christmas Graphic Shirt
Retro Smoking Cat Funny Christmas Graphic Shirt
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Retro Smoking Cat Funny Christmas Graphic Shirt
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
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M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail-style fit
- Features a tear-away label
- Fits true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Relaxed, loose fit
- Includes a sewn-in label
- True-to-size fit
HOODIES
- Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Classic fit design
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
- Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
- Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
- Tumble dry low
- Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
- Do not dry clean
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
Shipping
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Returns and exchanges
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S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD
$40.01–$78.99: Shipping fee $4.90 USD
$79.00 and above: Free standard shipping
Charges are based on the order subtotal after discounts.
Deliver unapologetic holiday attitude, bring dark sarcastic humor to the festive season, and celebrate the holidays on your own terms with this retro funny Christmas cat graphic tee. Purpose-built for feline fanatics, sarcastic humor lovers, anti-holiday partygoers, and fans of vintage meme culture, this short-sleeve top turns quirky pet humor into effortlessly cool seasonal streetwear.
Printed on a soft garment-dyed cotton tee, this short-sleeve top delivers a signature broken-in hand feel, soft ring-spun texture, and a relaxed vintage drape for holiday pub crawls, secret Santa exchanges, cozy movie marathons, and casual daily wear. Designed in a versatile unisex fit, the chest features high-definition printed artwork showcasing a vintage-style cigarette-smoking cat rocking a Santa hat, surrounded by retro holiday typography and festive starburst accents. Style it effortlessly over relaxed dark denim jeans or cargo pants, layer beneath an unbuttoned plaid flannel shacket or leather biker jacket, and complete the outfit with retro high-top sneakers for a witty, standout holiday look.
Why Cat Lovers & Sarcastic Holiday Fans Choose This Tee:
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Playful Vintage Cat Humor Graphic: Features high-contrast printed artwork combining a humorous smoking cat portrait with classic retro Christmas typography and festive details.
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Garment-Dyed Cotton Comfort: Crafted from garment-dyed ring-spun cotton for all-day breathability, skin-friendly softness, and a pre-washed vintage finish.
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Versatile Everyday Unisex Fit: Cut with a classic drape across the shoulders and chest—easy to wear relaxed, tucked, or layered under festive outerwear.
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Resilient Print Quality: Direct-to-garment apparel printing preserves warm vintage reds, crisp cat whiskers, and fine line art through regular wash cycles.
Product Specifications:
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Garment Base: Unisex Garment-Dyed Short-Sleeve T-Shirt / Standard Crewneck Tee
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Material: Cotton blend with soft stretch (Fiber content may vary for specific colorways)
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Fit: Unisex Standard / Relaxed Fit
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Neckline: Classic Ribbed Crew Neck Collar
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Theme: Festive Friction Tee, Funny Christmas Cat Shirt, Retro Smoking Cat Graphic Tee, Sarcastic Holiday Unisex Top, Pet Lover Gift
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Fulfillment: Custom-printed and shipped directly from the USA
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Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the printed graphic artwork.
POD Product Note: This is a custom-printed POD graphic tee created for holiday lifestyle culture and sarcastic pet humor fashion. The images are for illustrative purposes only to show the printed details on the shirt. Therefore, by agreeing to purchase, you accept the printed image on the shirt.
