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Calculated Impulse Decision T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Women's Humor Graphic Tee

Calculated Impulse Decision T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Women's Humor Graphic Tee

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Calculated Impulse Decision T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Women's Humor Graphic Tee

$17.10
$17.10 $22.50
SAVE 24% Sold out

F I T & S I Z E C H A R T

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  2. Measure a similar garment that fits you well, laid flat. Measure the chest from armpit to armpit and the length from the highest shoulder point to the bottom hem.
  3. Compare your measurements with the chart for that product. Check whether measurements are shown in inches or centimeters.

If a product does not show a size chart, or you are unsure between sizes, email support@teezioo.com with the product link, preferred size and your measurements before ordering. We can help confirm the appropriate product-specific measurements.

Please review our Return policy before ordering: returns are limited to defective, damaged or incorrect items.

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1942 Broadway St, STE 314C
Boulder, CO 80302, United States

Email: support@teezioo.com
Phone: +1 (719) 284-0013
Support hours: Monday–Saturday, 9:00 AM–6:00 PM Eastern Time.

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT

  • Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Retail-style fit
  • Features a tear-away label
  • Fits true to size

SWEATSHIRT

  • Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
  • Relaxed, loose fit
  • Includes a sewn-in label
  • True-to-size fit

HOODIES

  • Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Classic fit design
  • Tear-away label for added comfort
  • Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

  • Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
  • Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
  • Tumble dry low
  • Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
  • Do not dry clean

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

Shipping

United States orders: processing takes 1–5 business days, followed by 1–15 business days in transit. Estimated total delivery time is 2–20 business days. Processing and delivery days are Monday–Saturday, excluding applicable holidays.

Standard shipping: $5.90 for order subtotals up to $40.00; $4.90 for $40.01–$78.99; free from $79.00. See our Shipping Policy for full details and Canada delivery information.

Returns and exchanges

We accept returns and exchanges for defective, damaged or incorrect items. We do not accept change-of-mind returns of non-defective items. Contact support@teezioo.com within 30 days of delivery before returning an item.

Read our Return policy and Refund policy.

S H I P P I N G - F E E

$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD
$40.01–$78.99: Shipping fee $4.90 USD
$79.00 and above: Free standard shipping
Charges are based on the order subtotal after discounts.

🧠⚡ Thought About It. Did It Anyway.

Celebrate the chaotic thrill of overthinking bad ideas with the Calculated Impulse Decision Graphic Tee. Featuring the witty punchline "I Was Taught To Think Before I Act," this sarcastic top is made for ladies who analyze every possible outcome—and still choose pure entertainment every single time.

Crafted with soft, breathable midweight cotton, this unisex/women-friendly shirt offers supreme all-day comfort and reliable shape retention — perfect for brunch with besties, casual shopping sprees, road trips, relaxed office days, or gifting to the most unapologetically spontaneous woman in your life.

🧵 Key Features:

  • Midweight Fabric: 5.3 oz./yd² (US) / 8.8 oz./L yd (CA)
  • Soft Cotton Feel: Breathable, gentle on the skin, and ideal for everyday wear
  • Material Blends: Heather colors (50% cotton, 50% polyester), Antique colors (90% cotton, 10% polyester), Ash Grey (99% cotton, 1% polyester)
  • Classic Fit: Versatile unisex silhouette that flatters all body types
  • Durable Construction: Ribbed collar with taped neck and shoulders for structural stability
  • Tear-Away Label: Smooth, scratch-free interior comfort
  • High-Quality Print: Long-lasting DTG/DTF graphic application designed to resist cracking and fading
  • Made in the USA
  • Sizing Note: Please allow a ±1–2 inch measurement variation due to standard manufacturing tolerances
  • Color Disclaimer: Actual product color may vary slightly due to monitor display settings and lighting conditions

✅ Why You’ll Love It:

Bold feminine satire meets classic street fashion. Effortlessly tie it at the waist, tuck it into high-waisted denim jeans, style it with biker shorts, or layer it under a chic blazer for an edgy casual look.

✅ Get Yours Today:

Own your impulsiveness with style — order your Calculated Impulse Decision Graphic Tee today!

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