Name: Funny Sarcastic Wordplay T-Shirt – A Penny For Your Thoughts Introvert Humor Tee, Witty Graphic Shirt
Brand: Teezioo
Price: 17.1 USD
Availability: InStock

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT

Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Retail-style fit
Features a tear-away label
Fits true to size

SWEATSHIRT

Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
Relaxed, loose fit
Includes a sewn-in label
True-to-size fit

HOODIES

Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
Classic fit design
Tear-away label for added comfort
Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
Tumble dry low
Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
Do not dry clean

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING
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RETURNS
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept unused items returned in their original condition.

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S H I P P I N G - F E E

$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD

$40.01–$79.00: Shipping fee $4.90 USD

$79.01–$1,000.00: Free shipping

🙄 Let’s Honest—Some Opinions Aren’t Worth the Pocket Change. If you value your peace of mind and prefer a quiet room over a loud debate, the Funny Sarcastic Wordplay T-Shirt is your perfect match. Featuring the brilliant, deadpan punchline "A Penny For Your Thoughts Seems a Little Pricey," this graphic tee delivers high-impact, dry humor for anyone who finds small talk exhausting and most opinions overrated.

Perfect for introverts, natural-born skeptics, or anyone who handles social interactions with a healthy dose of sarcasm, this shirt lets your outfit do the talking so you don’t have to. Wear it to casual get-togethers, coffee shop runs, or on remote work days to send a clear (and hilarious) message.

🧵 Key Features:

Premium Quality: 5.3 oz./yd² (US) / 8.8 oz./L yd (CA) midweight fabric.
Remastered Comfort: Made with 100% U.S. cotton and the latest breakthrough in soft cotton technology for a quality you can see and feel.
Material Blends: Heather, Neon, and Safety colors are 50/50 cotton/polyester; Antique colors are 90/10; Ash Grey is 99/1.
High-Visibility Safety: Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards.
Durable Construction: Features a classic fit with a rib collar and taped neck/shoulders for lasting comfort and durability.
Seamless Finish: Includes a convenient tear-away label for an irritation-free experience.
Advanced Printing: Remastered for improved printability using high-quality DTG or DTF technology depending on location.
Made in the USA: Proudly manufactured in the United States.

note: manual measurement may exist a 1-2 inch difference.

note: actual print color and size may vary slightly due to monitor effects and garment size.

✅ Why You’ll Love It:

Witty Introvert Humor: A sharp, clever twist on a classic idiom that instantly connects with fellow fans of deadpan comedy.
Clean Minimalist Look: A bold text-focused graphic layout that lets the punchline shine and pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or joggers.
The Perfect Gift for Skeptics: A great gift idea for your most sarcastic friend, a quiet family member, or a coworker who loves clever wordplay.