{"product_id":"im-friendly-but-my-wife-isnt-oversized-tee","title":"I'm Friendly But My Wife Isn't\" Oversized Tee","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"58\"\u003eOfficial Fair Warning.\u003c\/b\u003e Some men are social butterflies; others have a \"protective officer\" waiting at home. The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"189\"\u003e\"I'm Friendly But My Wife Isn't\" Mineral Wash Shirt\u003c\/b\u003e is the perfect icebreaker (or ice-blocker) for every husband with a sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eFeaturing a rugged \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"19\"\u003emineral wash finish\u003c\/b\u003e, this tee looks like it’s survived years of backyard BBQs and Saturday morning errands. It’s the ultimate \"dad vibe\" mixed with modern streetwear, offering a distressed, vintage aesthetic that pairs effortlessly with your favorite pair of worn-out jeans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e🧵 \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"3\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHilarious Husband Warning Graphic:\u003c\/b\u003e A bold, sarcastic statement printed with high-quality, crack-resistant ink that stands the test of time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Mineral Wash Fabric:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% heavy-weight cotton, specially treated for a unique, mottled \"oil-wash\" effect and a super-soft, lived-in feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOversized Relaxed Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e A roomy, boxy silhouette designed for maximum comfort and a modern, laid-back look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVintage Distressed Aesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e Each shirt is uniquely washed, ensuring no two pieces are exactly alike—just like your marriage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e🛠️ \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003eCustom Print-on-Demand (POD) Information:\u003c\/b\u003e This product is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"64\"\u003euniquely crafted Print-on-Demand (POD) item\u003c\/b\u003e. It is an independent artistic creation and is not affiliated with any specific commercial brand or \"warning\" label entity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePersonalized Choice:\u003c\/b\u003e By purchasing, you are selecting this specific sarcastic graphic to be custom-printed onto the shirt color and size of your choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCustomer Acceptance:\u003c\/b\u003e Each item is made-to-order specifically for you. 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