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With a specialized \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"136\"\u003evintage washed treatment\u003c\/b\u003e, it offers a soft, \"lived-in\" feel and a structured, boxy silhouette that looks as good as the joke feels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote on Authenticity:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0\" data-index-in-node=\"32\"\u003ePrint-on-Demand (POD) product\u003c\/b\u003e. It is not an official item from any specific political or social organization. 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